Mountain View News Saturday, September 10, 20228 Mountain View News Saturday, September 10, 20228
Peter Dills Knows
THE 10 COMMANDMENTS OF 2023
FOR PETER DILLS
The List that you’ve been waiting for
1. I resolve to drink more water when I drink.
- Translation – add more ice to my drinks
2. I resolve to send back cold food, even if I’m starving.
Translation – No Mr. Nice Guy
3 I resolve to ask to be moved if there are screaming kids next
to me.
Translation – “Two things I can’t stand crying women and crying
babies.”
4. I resolve to send back my meat if its not cooked to my liking.
Translation – I want more perfection in 2023
5. I resolve to order a Grande at Starbucks instead of a Venti to save money.
Translation – Watch out Starbucks a big dip in the stock in 2023
6. I resolve to smoke more cigars this year. Translation – I always smoke with my friends.
7. I resolve to ask the dumb question, is it really a Champagne Brunchor a Sparkling Wine
Brunch? Translation – It is always a Sparkling Wine Brunch
8. I resolve to ask, is it really World Famous? Translation – Never World Famous, often
people in the neighborhood don’t know the place.
9. I resolve to tip 10% if the service warrants it. Translation - Yeah right - I know I am a
coward when it comes to stiffing these waiters, even when they deserve it.
10. I resolve to cook one meal a week at home. Translation – One more than I am now!
Bonus When ordering to-go food I will have my order ready before getting on the phone!
HAPPY NEW YEAR LET’S MAKE 2023 A GREAT ONE!
L.A. COUNTY PUBLIC WORKS ISSUES PHASE 2 MUD
FLOW ALERT; FISH FIRE AREA WILL MOVE TO YELLOW
ALERT DECEMBER 31 AT 12 PM
Based on L.A. County Public Works’ Phase 2 Debris Flow advisory, City of Duarte’s Fish
Fire Impact area is moving to the Yellow Alert level starting Saturday, December 31 at 12
PM until 10 AM on Sunday, January 1, 2023.
As part of the Yellow Alert protocol, approximately 25 homes in the Fish Fire Impact
ar-ea will need to follow rain-related parking restrictions.
Residents are encouraged to monitor weather conditions and be alert to changes by visiting
the National Weather Service (weather.gov) and L.A. County Department of Public
Works (dpw.lacounty.gov) websites.
ALL THINGS By Jeff Brown
“Above all, be at ease, be as natural and spacious as possible. Slip quietly out of the noose of
your habitual anxious self, release all grasping, and relax into your true nature. Think of your
ordinary emotional, thought-ridden self as a block of ice or a slab of butter left out in the sun. If
you are feeling hard and cold, let this aggression melt away in the sunlight of your meditation.
Let peace work on you and enable you to gather your scattered mind into the mindfulness of
Calm Abiding, and awaken in you the awareness and insight of Clear Seeing. And you will find
all your negativity disarmed, your aggression dissolved, and your confusion evaporatingslowly like mist into the vast and stainless sky of your absolute nature.”
Sogyal Rinpoche, The Tibetan Book of Living and Dying
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