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THE 10 COMMANDMENTS OF 
2026 FOR PETER DILLS (update) 

The List that you’ve been waiting for 

1. I resolve to drink more water when I drink.- Translation – add 
more ice to my drinks 
2. I resolve to send back cold food, even if I’m starving. Translation 
– No Mr. Nice Guy 
3 I resolve to ask to be moved if there are screaming kids next to 
me. Translation – “Two things I can’t stand crying women and 
crying babies.” 

4. I resolve to send back my meat if its not cooked to my liking. 
Translation – I want more perfection in 2024 
5. I resolve to order a Grande at Starbucks instead of a Venti to save money. Translation – 
Watch out Starbucks a big dip in the stock in 2026 
6. I resolve to smoke more cigars this year. Translation – I always smoke with my friends. 
7. I resolve to ask the dumb question, is it really a Champagne Brunch or a Sparkling Wine 
Brunch? Translation – It is always a Sparkling Wine Brunch 
8. I resolve to ask, is it really World Famous? Translation – Never World Famous, often 
people in the neighborhood don’t know the place. 
9. I resolve to tip 10% if the service warrants it. Translation - Yeah right - I know I am a 
coward when it comes to stiffing these waiters, even when they deserve it. 
10. I resolve to cook one meal a week at home. Translation – One more than I am now! 
Bonus When ordering to-go food I will have my order ready before getting on the phone! 
HAPPY NEW YEAR LET’S MAKE 2026 A GREAT ONE! 

Peter A. Dills 

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