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I REALLY MEANT
TO BEHAVE
MYSELF…
I have never been in serious
trouble except with the Gracious Mistress of the
Parsonage. I must have gotten in trouble with my
parents when I was young, but I am too old now to
remember that. The great thing about getting old is
having a selective memory.
Now, the only trouble I get into is with her. And trust
me; I have had my moments of trouble with her and
can remember every one.
We were getting ready to visit our son and his family
for a week. Four of our grandchildren live with my
son and his wife.
Grandchildren are God’s way of apologizing for
children. When you have children, you are too young
and busy to know what to do with them. At the
grandfather stage, it is a different story altogether. I
now have the experience and the time to spend with
these grandchildren.
Half of my grandchildren live here in Florida and the
other half lives in Ohio. It would be great if I could
spend half of my time in Florida and the other half
in Ohio, but nobody has bought into that suggestion,
and by “nobody” I’m referencing my children.
Grandmothers have a positive influence on
their grandchildren. Grandmothers teach the
grandchildren many nice things. My wife always
has a craft party when she gets together with the
grandchildren. They are so excited to see her and so
eager for the next craft she has prepared for them.
Therefore, it is always a great pleasure to set aside a
week and spend with the grandchildren up in Ohio.
As we were packing to head for the airport to catch
our plane for Ohio, my wife looked at me with one of
“those looks,” and said rather sternly, “Do you think
you can behave yourself this time?”
Honestly, I am not sure what the phrase “behave
yourself” really means. As far as I know, and my
memory does not go back too far, I have never
behaved like anybody else. After all, I am not an
actor. I can “act up,” but I cannot act.
I looked at her rather meekly, well, as meekly as I
could look and said rather frankly, “I will behave like
nobody else.”
“No,” she said, “you must promise me that you’re
going to behave yourself on this trip to Ohio.”
I remember another promise I made to her around
44 years ago when I said, “I do.” That promise carried
on for 44 years and now she wants another promise?
Isn’t one promise enough for her?
Then she said, “Do you remember the last time we
were up in Ohio? Do you remember the trouble you
got into then?”
I did, and it was difficult for me not to laugh out loud.
I must confess I laughed on the inside, but was trying
to “behave myself,” whatever that meant.
The last time we were in Ohio, I took all the grandkids
out for supper at a restaurant. It is always good to get
together on neutral territory. Because, on neutral
territory I can really behave like myself and no other.
We were in the middle of supper when casually I
picked up my straw. Now, when I am at home my wife
forbids me even to have a straw because she knows
what a temptation a straw is for me.
However, these grandchildren needed to be
instructed on the proper use of a straw. A straw is not
just to drink your soda. It has other more ambitious
functions.
Casually, I put a little wad of paper in my straw;
nonchalantly put the straw to my mouth and one
little puff and that wad of paper hit one grandchild
in the face.
At first, they did not know what had happened. I
looked the other way as though I did not know what
had happened. The grandchild said, “Who did this?”
Confession may be good for the soul, but it is also
good for the turmoil. I acknowledged it was me and
immediately a very aggressive spitball fight ensued
right there in the restaurant, no straws barred. After
all, grandchildren need to know the level of fun a
person can have, especially with a straw.
Glancing over at my wife at the time, I saw her glaring
at me with one of “those looks” and I knew I was in
trouble. Since I was already in trouble, it could not get
any worse, so we exhilarated the spitball battle and by
the time we were ready to leave, spitballs were all over
the floor like snow on a winter day.
I think that was what my wife was thinking of when
she asked me to remember the last time we were in
Ohio.
Looking at my wife, I smiled with one of those freaky
little twinkles in my eye, and said, “I will behave just
like myself and no other while in Ohio.”
I’m not sure, Paul may have had this in mind when
he wrote, “These things write I unto thee, hoping to
come unto thee shortly: But if I tarry long, that thou
mayest know how thou oughtest to behave thyself in
the house of God, which is the church of the living
God, the pillar and ground of the truth” (1 Timothy
3:14-15).
I always mean to behave myself, but often there are
too many other options.
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LEFT TURN/RIGHT TURN
HOWARD Hays As I See It
MICHAEL Reagan Making Sense
“Republican doubters and
defeatists – including every
Republican candidate for
president – won’t offer any
credible solution. The truth
is; they don’t want one .
. . They refuse to accept
science.”
- Hillary Clinton, in support
of President Obama’s Clean
Power Plan
Before proceeding,
cover up the next paragraph of this column.
Don’t read it – just put your hand over it. Now,
given that Denver, Colorado is at a higher
altitude than here, would water in Denver boil
at a temperature higher, lower or the same as in
L.A.? Give it some thought before moving on.
I had to give it some thought myself, and
from somewhere remembered that water boils
at a lower temperature where the air is thinner,
as it is at higher altitudes like Denver’s. Don’t
feel bad if you missed it – you’re there with two-
thirds of American adults who didn’t know the
answer, either, when the question was included
in a Pew Research survey assessing scientific
knowledge. According to the results, when it
comes to science, American adults get a barely-
passing “D”.
I was never really into science, but even in
grade school learned some basic concepts; that
stuff happens and people want to know how
and why. This might lead to an idea and then,
if and when experiments testing the idea are
conclusive, that idea might be elevated to the
level of a “hypothesis”. From that stage, through
further testing, peer review, elimination
of alternative explanations and eventual
acceptance among the scientific community
that hypothesis might someday reach the lofty
status of a “theory”.
We learned that when Columbo comes onto a
crime scene announcing, “I have a theory”, the
meaning of the word is different than when used
in reference to the Gravitational Theory or the
Theory of Electro-Magnetism. It drives me up
the wall to hear folks dismiss evolution as “just”
a theory, or who confuse faith, where you start
with a conclusion and then seek supporting
evidence, with science, which is the opposite –
observing evidence and then maybe reaching a
conclusion based on those observations. Today
I heard reference to presidential candidates
who don’t “accept” the science of human
responsibility for climate change – as if it’s a
matter of personal preference, like whether one
can “accept” wearing socks with sandals (my
wife won’t let me).
An ongoing shtick on KFI’s John and Ken
show has been lambasting Gov. Jerry Brown
for tying California’s current drought to
climate change. Co-host John Kobylt cites a
centuries-long drought beginning 850 AD, a
time long before carbon-spewing industry and
automobiles, as evidence such phenomena “just
happen”. In science, things don’t “just” happen.
In the case of the 850 drought, evidence points
to possible causes including increased solar
activity, fewer volcanic eruptions and a La
Nina cooling of the tropical Pacific. But science
doesn’t hold that causes of droughts must
necessarily be the same.
Last month, a study in the journal
Geophysical Research Letters found that while
global warming isn’t entirely responsible for
our drought, it is for a good 20% of it. While
rainfall patterns come and go, our temperature
increased 2.5 degrees over the past century –
enough to send more of that rain back to the
sky through increased evaporation. Higher
temperatures might well cancel out whatever
benefits we might’ve gotten from increased
rainfall, as droughts become increasingly
severe. According to the study’s lead author,
though that 20% figure might seem small,
global warming has increased the probability of
future “extreme” droughts by 100%.
As for the rainfall, a study out of Stanford
last year tied in this really intense high pressure
area, or “blocking ridge”, over the Pacific with
global warming. Such high pressure areas block
rainstorms we’d normally be getting, with
the exceptional strength and resilience of this
current one traced to greenhouse gasses and
global warming; in particular to changes in
trade winds caused by warming Arctic waters.
Another Pew survey, this one from last year,
finds that although 87% of scientists “accept”
that human activity drives global warming, only
half the American people do. More troubling
was the fate of a Republican House resolution,
“affirming that human activity contributes to
climate change and endorsing action to respond
to the threat of Earth’s changing climate.” The
resolution got all of ten (out of 246) House
Republicans to sign on to it. So – among those
who “accept” the science of global warming,
we have 87% of scientists, 50% of the American
people and 4% of House Republicans – and
they’re the ones making policy.
But, there are signs of progress. Ninety-
three years after the Scopes Monkey Trial in
neighboring Tennessee, as of next year evolution
and climate change will, for the first time,
become part of the required science curriculum
in Alabama schools (though disclaimer stickers
describing evolution as a “controversial theory”
remain in textbooks, for the time being). Only
21% of Alabama 10th-graders currently reach
national science testing standards.
Sometimes, it’s not so much choosing
whether to “accept” the science as it is willfully
ignoring it. When asked on a recent California
visit about ties between human activity and
climate change, Republican candidate Dr. Ben
Carson complained no one’s ever shown him
the “overwhelming science” to support the
connection.
In response, Gov. Jerry Brown sent Dr. Carson
a flash drive containing the report of the U.N.
Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change,
along with a letter stating it “assessed over 30,000
scientific papers and was written by more than
800 scientists, representing 80 countries around
the world, who definitely concluded that ‘. . .
human influence on the climate system is clear
and growing, with impacts observed across all
continents and oceans.’”
Gov. Brown reminded in his letter that
“Climate change is much bigger than partisan
politics”. He warned that “These aren’t just
words. The consequences are real.” It’s true,
whether we “accept” that reality, and the science
behind it, or not.
SCORING THE GREAT DEBATE
Making Sense by Michael Reagan
I didn’t watch CNN’s telecast of the Republican
debate because I was there in person.
For some reason – maybe it was my last name
-- I was able to score three second-row seats at
the Reagan Library for the two debates.
More than 20 million people around the world
tuned in, apparently making the three-hour
debate CNN’s highest rated show ever.
It was a long night of politics and entertainment.
I just hope my fellow conservative Republicans watching on TV saw
the same political reality show I did -- and learned some lessons.
It’s pretty clear to everyone from Joe Scarborough to the New York
Times editorial board that the three big winners Wednesday night
were Carly Fiorina, Chris Christie and Marco Rubio.
All three shined on stage when it came to substance, but Fiorina made
herself a national household name overnight.
She was smart, tough, passionate and quick on her feet, proving why
she deserves to be on the main stage. She had several big “moments”
and demonstrated a phenomenal grasp of the issues.
Christie did well, connecting with voters, hitting several questions out
of the park and reminding us why he was once a favorite in the 2016
race.
Rubio still looks like he’s in grad school, but he showed he’s done his
foreign policy homework and knows what makes America great.
Meanwhile, the good doctor Ben Carson was a clear loser.
He offered virtually no specifics, had no “moments” and showed that
while he’s a nice guy and a great surgeon, the presidency is out of his
league.
The biggest loser of the night was Trump, who was as awful in person
as he reportedly appeared on mil-lions of split-screen TVs.
He made crazy faces, offended people, refused to apologize when he
should have, spoke in his usual platitudes and never said a substantive
sentence.
I heard more than a few groans and complaints from the Republicans
sitting behind me.
Most of the other candidates – the governors and others who were not
there because of their celebrity – did OK. They didn’t hurt themselves
but they didn’t stand out, either.
Jeb Bush did better than last time, which isn’t saying much, but he’s in
for the long haul. He’ll do better when there are fewer candidates left
and the debates turn more serious.
Scott Walker did better too, though he seemed to disappear sometime
late in hour two. Last time I re-member seeing him, he was staring at
fiery Fiorina and nodding in agreement like a bobblehead.
Ted Cruz was correct on all the issues, but he’s not as likable as Rubio,
whose only flaw is he still looks like he’s in grad school.
Mike Huckabee got in a lick or two, but he’s still beating the drum
for his Fair Tax, which everyone except him knows will never go
anywhere.
Rand Paul was there, I think. So was Gov. John Kasich. Kasich was
Kasich – solid and substantive.
He’s a winner who knows how to govern Ohio sensibly, but he
probably should have been included in the preliminary debate with
Rick Santorum, George Pataki, Bobby Jindal and Lindsey Graham.
The opening debate, which Graham stole with his humor and GOP
team spirit, was better in some ways because without the 2,000-pound
celebrity in the room it was all substance.
I’m concerned about Trump for a lot of reasons. Yet for all the trouble
he’s causing the GOP, his celebri-ty presence is actually doing real
conservatives a great favor.
He’s already brought tens of millions of new eyeballs to the debate
broadcasts that otherwise would never have been made aware of the
existence of candidates like Fiorina or Kasich.
I just hope those millions of viewers saw what I saw at the Reagan
Library – that Emperor Trump had no clothes on and most of the
other real Republican candidates were well dressed.
Michael Reagan is the son of President Ronald Reagan, a political consultant,
and the author of "The New Reagan Revolution" Websites: www.reagan.com
and www.michaelereagan.com. Follow @reaganworld on Twitter.
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