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THE GOOD LIFE
Mountain Views News Saturday, February 9, 2013
SENIOR HAPPENINGS
DO YOU NEED TO FILE A TAX RETURN THIS YEAR?
By Pat Birdsall
FYI: PROGRESS REPORT
Pat Birdsall, who normally writes this section of the paper, underwent hip replacement surgery A
few weeks ago. Pat has been progressing well from the surgery on one hand, but unfortunately,
fractured her leg in a fall. This will set back her complete recovery a bit. It does appear, however,
that there is a good chance she will be writing again next week. Pray for her. If you wish to send
her greetings, email her at: pbird305@aol.com.
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HELPFUL HINT: After boiling Pasta or potatoes, cool the water and use it to water your
houseplants. The water contains nutrients that your plants will love.
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FOR YOUR FUNNY BONE
A couple in their nineties are both having problems remembering things. Dur ing a checkup, the
doctor tells them that they’re physically okay, but they might want to start writing things down to
help them remember.
Later that night, while watching TV, the old man gets up from his chair. ‘Want anything while I’m in
the kitchen?’ he asks.
‘Will you get me a bowl of ice cream?’
‘Sure.’
‘Don’t you think you should write it down so you can remember it? ‘she asks.
‘No, I can remember it.’
‘Well, I’d like some strawberries on top, too. Maybe you should write it down, so’s not to forget it?’
He says, ‘I can remember that. You want a bowl of ice cream with strawberries.’
‘I’d also like whipped cream. I’m certain you’ll forget that, write it down?’ she asks.
Irritated, he says, ‘I don’t need to write it down, I can remember it! Ice cream with strawberries and
whipped cream - I got it, forgoodness sake!’
Then he toddles into the kitchen. After about 20 minutes, the old man returns from the kitchen and
hands his wife a plate of bacon and eggs.She stares at the plate for a moment. ‘Where’s my toast ?’
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY! … February Birthdays…
Anne-Marie Stockdale, Gordon Caldwell, Peter Lippincott, Georgia Lippincott, Janet
Emery, Sharon Lefler, Lorraine Bush, Mary Beth Knox, Vickie Vernon, Hilda Pittman,
Susan Henderson, Sylvia Lorhan Ann Luke, Janet O’Day, Ana Ptasinski, Jan Reed, Allie
Atay, Ursula El-Tawansy, Winifred Swanson, Marian DeMars. *To add your name to this
distinguished list, please call the paper at 626.355.2737. YEAR of birth not required.
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Quote of the Week: Kind words are the music of the world. - F. W. Faber
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ACTIVITIES: Unless listed differently, all activities are at the Hart Park
House (Senior Center) 222 W. Sierra Madre Blvd., Sierra Madre
YMCA San Gabriel Valley Intervale Senior Café: Monday-Friday at 12:00 Noon
(Participants are urged to arrive no later than 11:45 A.M.)
All seniors 60 and up can take part in the lunch program. There is a suggested donation of $2.00
for those 60 and over and $3.75 for non-senior guests. Daily reservations are necessary as space is
limited. Please call 24 hours in advance...626.355.0256
Free Blood Pressure Testing: On the 2nd Tuesday of the month 11:00 am-12:00 pm: A nurse from
Methodist Hospital, Arcadia volunteers to do the readings. No appointment necessary.
Bingo: Every Tuesday afternoon from 1:00 pm- 3:00 pm Cards are only .25c each!
Free Chair Yoga: Every Wednesday morning from 11:00 am-11:45 am Volunteer Teryl Willis offers
this class that focuses on senior yoga techniques. It is geared toward gentle movements, breathing
techniques and balance improvement. No reservations are necessary.
Free Legal Consultation: Pasadena attorney Geoffrey Chin volunteers on the 2nd Wednesday of the
month. He focuses on estate planning, trusts, wills, probate, conservatorships and business law.
*Appointments are a must! Please call: 626.355.7394 to make yours* Conflicting court schedules can
occasionally cause cancellations.
Free Income Tax Assistance: Wednesdays through April 10th from 1pm to 2pm Don Brunner will
provide is available to all seniors for income tax consultation. Appointments are required, call 626-
355-7394.
Birthday Celebrations: The 2nd Thursday of the month the Senior Center celebrates the birthdays of
our patrons at 12:30 pm. Please join us for free cake and ice cream and “celebration.” (The cakes are
provided due to a generous donation from the Sierra Madre Civic Club.)
Game Day: Every Thursday at 1:00pm. Poker is usually the game of choice, or should I say chance?
Board games and other card games are also available. Outside, on the patio, a beautiful, one-of-a-kind
chess table is anxious for players.
Free Strength Training Class: Every Friday from 1:00 pm -1:45 pm. Conducted by long-time
volunteer, Lisa Brandley. The class utilizes light weights for low-impact resistance training. Weights
are provided by the Sierra Madre Senior Center. It’s a great way to stay in shape and to socialize with
your peers. (Gossip included)
Senior Citizens Club: Every Saturday at the Hart Park House (Senior Center). Brown bag lunch at
11:30am; Club meeting at Noon; Bingo 12:30- 3:30 pm. Only .25c per card… For more information
call Pat at 626.355.7290.
NEW CLASS - Hawaiian & Polynesian Dance: Starting Feb 25th, this six week introductory course will
teach hand, hip, and feet movements for one full dance. Classes will be held on Mondays from 1:00pm
to 2:00pm for six weeks. Sarongs and leis will be provided. Class taught by Sierra Madre resident Cheryl
Mason.
AARP DRIVER SAFETY COURSE This class focuses on learning current rules of the road,
defensive driving techniques, and how to operate your vehicle more safely in today’s increasingly
challenging driving environment. You’ll also learn how you can manage and accommodate common
age-related changes in vision, hearing and reaction time. Manystates including California offer
discounts on auto insurance rates for those who complete this course..
EXCURSIONS:
Fashion Institute of Design and Merchandise Date: Friday, February 22, 2013
Description: View actual costumes from movies released in 2012, including 2012
Academy Award Winner for Best Costume, The Artist.
COMING UP: Whale Watching Trip - 2 hour boat ride (Long Beach, CA) Date: Saturday, March 2,
2013 Time: 10:00am - 3:30pm Meeting Location: Community Recreation Center Cost: $31.00 (does
not include lunch) Register by: Tuesday, February 19, 2013 Join the Community Services Department
on its annual whale watching excursion. The 2013 excursion will visit the same whale watching
Charter Company as 2012, which features a 2 hour cruise narrated by Aquarium of the Pacific staff
and a boat that features indoor and outdoor seating. Participants can bring their own lunch to enjoy
on the boat, or purchase snack items on-board. Bus leaves from the Community Recreation Center.
Jeopardy Taping at the Sony Lot Date: Wednesday, March 27, 2013
Description: Attend a taping of America’s favorite quiz show. Test your knowledge while host Alex
Trebek challenges the contestants.
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SENIOR MOVIE PROGRAM: FREE movies are shown on the 2nd and 4th Wednesdays
of the month. The films, one contemporary and one vintage, are chosen by the seniors themselves.
February’s selections are:
WE BOUGHT A ZOO (2011) February 6th Set in Southern California, a father moves his
young family to the countryside to renovate and re-open a struggling zoo. Adaptationof Benjamin
Mee’s memoir about buying and saving a run-down zoo, complete with escaped tigers and a zoo crew
of misfits. Featuring Matt Damon and Scarlet Johansson. Rated PG Start time: 1:00 pm (run time is
126 minutes)
GOLDFINGER (1964) February 20th The third installment in the 007 series, which racked
up an Oscar for Best Sound Effects, finds überspy James Bond trying to thwart antagonist Auric
Goldfinger and his elaborate gambit to corner the gold market by contaminating Fort Knox.
Featuring Sean Connery as James Bond. Not Rated Start time: 1:00 pm (run time is 111 minutes)
All movies are shown in Sierra Madre’s City Council Chambers, 232 W. Sierra Madre Blvd.
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Dear Savvy Senior: My income dropped way off
when I retired early last year, and I’m wondering if I
fall into the so called “47 percent” of Americans who
won’t have to pay and income taxes this year. What
can you tell me? Curious Senior
Dear Curious:
The percentage of seniors, age 65 and older, who
won’t have to pay income taxes this year, is actually around 56 percent according the Tax Policy
Center. Here’s a breakdown of the 2012 filing requirements along with a few other tax tips to help
you determine if you need to file.
IRS Requirements
Whether or not you’ll need to file a federal income tax return this year will depend on your filing
status, your age, and your gross income. If your gross income falls below the IRS filing limits, you
probably won’t have to file. Gross income includes all the income you receive that is not exempt
from tax, not including Social Security benefits, unless you are married and filing separately. You
probably don’t have to file this year if:
• You are single and your 2012 gross income was less than $9,750 ($11,200 if you’re 65 or
older).
• You are married filing jointly and your gross income was under $19,500. If you or your
spouse is 65 or older, the limit increases to $20,650. And if you're both over 65, your income must
be under $21,800 to not file.
• You are head of household and your gross income was below $12,500 ($13,950 if age 65 or
older).
• You are married filing separately and your income was less than $3,800.
• You are a qualifying widow(er) with a dependent child and your gross income was less than
$15,700 ($16,850 if age 65 or older).
Special Situations
Be aware that there are some special financial situations that require you to file a tax return, even if
your gross income falls below the IRS filing requirement. For example, if you had net earnings from
self-employment in 2012 of $400 or more, or if you owe any special taxes to the IRS such as alternative
minimum tax or IRA tax penalties, you’ll probably need to file.
To figure this out, the IRS offers a resource on their website called “Do I Need to File a Tax Return?”
that asks a series of questions that will help you determine if you’re required to file, or if you should
file because you’re due a refund. You can access this page at www.irs.gov/uac/Do-I-Need-to-File-a-
Tax-Return%3F, or you can get help over the phone by calling the IRS helpline at 800-829-1040.
Check Your State
Even if you’re not required to file a federal tax return this year, it doesn’t necessarily mean you’re
also excused from filing state income taxes. Check on that with your state tax agency before concluding
you’re entirely in the clear. For links to state and local tax agencies see taxadmin.org – click
on “Links.”
Tax Aide
If you do need to file a tax return this year, you can get help through the Tax Counseling for the Elderly
(or TCE) program. Sponsored by the IRS, TEC provides free tax preparation and counseling to
middle and low income taxpayers, age 60 and older. Call 800-906-9887 to locate a service near you.
Also check with AARP, a participant in the TCE program that provides free tax preparation at
nearly 6,000 sites nationwide. To locate an AARP Tax-Aide site call 888-227-7669 or visit aarp.org/
findtaxhelp.
Send your senior questions to: Savvy Senior, P.O. Box 5443, Norman, OK 73070, or visit SavvySenior.org. Jim
Miller is a contributor to the NBC Today show and author of “The Savvy Senior” book.
TAKING BACK THE CONCESSION STAND!
I rarely go to the movies. This is partly because I don’t watch much TV,
and therefore don’t see many movie ads. But mostly it’s because I’m cheap.
To me, a movie on the big screen is not all that different from a movie on
my little screen at home. Granted,
epic films like “Lawrence of Arabia” probably pack
a bigger punch on a 60 foot screen than a 30 inch
one. Other than that, I can wait until it comes out
on DVD.
Also, I would rather enjoy a film from the
comfort of my couch and jammies than having to
go to a movie theater at a time that probably isn’t
convenient for me. And, is it just me, or are movie
theaters one of the most frigid, air conditioned
public places? If I’m catching a summer blockbuster
in August, I really shouldn’t have to bring a pair of
long pants and a trench coat to the theater!
All that aside, I’m sure we can all agree that
one of the movie theaters’ biggest rip-offs is the
price of snacks and drinks. This topic came up
during lunch at work the other day. After one of
my coworkers with a large family left the break
room, the boss remarked that taking a family to the
cinema these days costs about as much as a deluxe
spa treatment --something mutually exclusive with
supporting a large family.
This prompted an extensive conversation about
the different schemes people use to avoid movie theaters’ outrageous prices. One of the
interns told us how she escapes the high prices of tickets by going to out-of-the-way theaters
in less trendy areas. Yes, a cut rate matinee might be worth the trip, but I wouldn’t chance an
evening in the sketchy places she described after dark. Her experience illustrated the world
of difference between the life of an intern and the life of our boss, who doubtless wouldn’t
consider venturing into a dicey neighborhood just to save a buck.
Then the food topic came up. A couple of ladies mentioned how their families go to
the movies and buy an extra large vat --tub of popcorn (which comes with free refills).
They then divided it up among several smaller boxes. Different family members were then
sent one by one to refill the communal tub. We all chimed in with our personal tactics for
sneaking in contraband foods and beverages. The primary goal is to have your hidden snack
portable and quiet. For example, a bottle of soda is better than a can, because it doesn’t crack
and hiss when opened. A pack of “Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups,” or a bag of “M&Ms” is better
than a bag of chips or plastic wrapped candies because they don’t make as much noise when
you open them.
Of course, no matter how much you save on snacks at the movies, they’re still far ahead
in their profit margin. Let’s remember that theaters first started serving popcorn because
it was CHEAP! After everyone had their say about saving money at the movies, one of my
soon-to-retire coworkers revealed the best gimmick of all. Her husband did the “extra large
vat of popcorn with free refills” strategy, but then added a special twist. He refilled the tub
on the way out of the theater. Nothing tastes better than buttery theater popcorn on the way
home from the movies!
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