Mountain Views News          Saturday, December 29, 2012

21

THE CARTOONS LAUGHS OF 2012

 Mountain Views News Saturday, December 29, 2012 


OUR FAVORITE 2012 POLITICAL QUOTES: SOME TRUTHFUL, SOME COMEDIC AND THE RIDICULOUS

(Not in order of significance)

* “There are a whole bunch of hardworking people out there. If you were successful, somebody along the line gave you some help. There was a great teacher somewhere in your life. Somebody 
helped to create this unbelievable American system that we have that allowed you to thrive. Somebody invested in roads and bridges. If you’ve got a business — you didn’t build that.” – Obama 

* “(Florida Gov.) Rick Scott doesn’t seem to have any political skills at all. I’d give him a ‘B’ for governing. I’d give him an ‘A’ for strangeness.” – Former Florida GOP chairman Tom Slade

* “Osama bin Laden is dead, and General Motors is alive.” – Vice President Biden

* “There are 47 percent of the people who will vote for the president no matter what. All right, there are 47 percent who are with him, who are dependent upon government, who believe that they 
are victims, who believe that government has a responsibility to care for them, who believe that they are entitled to health care, to food, to housing, to you name it.” – Romney

* ‘’Before we get started, let’s all say ‘Happy Birthday’ to Elvis Presley today.’’ —Rep. Michele Bachmann (R-MN)

* Kansas Secretary of State Kris Kobach, on the veracity of Obama’s birth records. “The representative we have now is reprehensible and Republican and retarded.” — retired Cass County judge Carl 
Gum, on Rep. Vicky Hartzler of Missouri

* “I’m also unemployed.”, Mitt Romney

* “[Speaker of the House] John Boehner has been re-elected, a stirring victory for orange Americans across the land.” -- Current TV anchor John Fugelsang

BUT THE VERY BEST QUOTE OF 2012 CAME FROM PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA: “There’s not a liberal America and a conservative America. There’s the United States of America.”

 -